True story, things still happen and not only to me.

Me to a French dude: So, what's the difference between French kiss and ....I don't know...British or any?
Dude: I don't know...they always ask for French one and after they don't want their British...or any...

French dude II to me about Italians: You know, Maria, French men are very very proud. Arrogant and proud. But this is nothing compared to Italian men.

A dude running in font of me. Me: "Oh, you're sooo fast!"
Him: " I know, once a girl told me the same thing. ....is it over already? and I said Yes and then she said I was like a rabbit!"

So, I had unexpected friends over for few nights by mistake. What happened was a true story:
Gare de Lyon - a train station in Paris.
Lyon train staion- train station in a small city in the South of France.
3 backpackers from est, Saaremaa.
Plan: Lyon!
Reality: Gare de Lyon!
So, 1 out of those three to a random person walking on a street, after getting out of the train station and being confused as hell: "Excuseeeemoaaaaaaa, pardoooon...could you please tell me where we are? Which city is this??"
Random dude with judgemental tone: "Um, Paris!"

 :) Have a BONNE day! :)